LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, may I have your attention, please?! You’ve been patient! You’ve been diligent! You’ve been loyal! Now, for demonstrating such tremendous qualities, such incredible attributes, such unbelievable resolve, you shall be rewarded! Friends, bloggers, Earthlings, lend me your ears! The time has come, yet again, for you to get your proper dose of excitement, adventure, and intrigue! People of the Net, without further delay, I present to you this week’s FRRRRRRRRRRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY FICTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Sam…
…Sam, play it.
*Cue music.*
Hello, dear readers. I hope—for those who celebrate it at this time—that you are having a lovely end to your Thanksgiving. I’m having a lovely night, personally. I just finished drinking some delightful essence of fall. For you single-dimensional beings, I suppose it tasted a little like apple cider.
Before this holiday comes to a close, though, we have a story for you. It’s a fun little sci-fi comedy about food, family, and a quest for a secret.
You can read it by CLICKING HERE.
And should you crave more stories—and who can blame you if you do—we have another tomorrow. Yes, really. Call it a second course, if you like.
We hope to see you there! It’ll be fun!
tuning off…
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